Maybe that's not the kind of childproofing I need. Apparently not.
Sometimes I just leave things close to Andrew, and his mouth finds it. Which equals making the thing not work anymore. For example:
About two months ago, I was uploading pictures to the computer and didn't bother taking the USB cable out of the computer. Well, Andrew was on the floor, and the end of it was Andrew's new toy! Ahhh! I took it out, set it on the computer desk, and didn't think anything of it. I mean, stuff like that should still work when it dries, right?
A month later (so about a month ago), I was trying to upload pictures to the computer. I barely pulled it off. The computer kept having issues figuring out that what was connected to it was a camera. And today, I connect the cord to my camera, and it doesn't figure it out at all. Grrrr...
Another example:
Our beloved iPod was brought with us on our trip to Portland and kept us entertained for quite a few hours. Unfortunately, I had been in charge and was sitting in the back seat with Andrew. Instead of doing the smart thing and putting it away in my book bag after we stopped listening to it, I put it in the cup holder in Andrew's car seat, because it was oh-so-much easier.
We stopped at a gas station, we all got out for a few seconds, and when we came back from stretching to get Andrew out of the car... that's right. You guessed it. The iPod was Andrew's new chew toy, and now our iPod won't play. We tried fixing it on our own when we got home, but alas, we fixed nothing.
And to make things worse, I ruined something myself. I have crocs, and I love them because they're my only slip-on shoes (other than dress shoes), and while they're ugly, they're comfy! Anyway, to clean them, I put them in the dishwasher. Funny, I know, but it works! ...as long as they're on the top rack. That's what I discovered today, when I went to get them out of the bottom rack, and they had shrunk! They used to be pretty roomy, just the way I like them, and now they barely fit on my feet! Ahhhhh! So now I have to wear tennis shoes everywhere. In the middle of summer. With a baby. Yuck-E.
Sorry about all the complaining. It's just that sometimes when people write on their blogs about their kids and lives, everything seems so cheery and perfect, and I can't help but feel like my life is not normal. I mean, come on people. Life is crazy. Share some of those experiences too! It's alright to be a human being.





